the crusty crab

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you
by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017
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Crab Swing

girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"
by eatshit666 November 21, 2009
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Mr crabs

The guy who is playing the smallest violin.
Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs
by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020
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Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex
C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
by masshole official July 02, 2017
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal March 13, 2017
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Crab mentality

You love being social and all together however if you put a bucket out there with a bunch of us or crabs you see one crab try to climb out and escape that bucket. The next Crab sees this and maneuvers to climb over all others and grab that other “Mitch” Crab and pull his Crab ass back down. Essentially at its core, the meaning of someone not supportive of someone you know who is going above and beyond to push forward, or surpassing their status .
The Crab Mentality in this area is too much. It’s Toxic, Abrasive without care or consideration for the better of us as a whole community.
by Crab Mentality April 06, 2024
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Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
by Hairy pee hole May 23, 2009
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