Cold Suck

5-pack of strident mint gum, some cold ass drink and some pop rocks.. and just go to town on that dick.

that was a cold suck

by Ben_Dover481 January 15, 2015

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.

Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?

by annonymous430921 April 27, 2008

divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)

he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012

Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

by Yagebuoy July 25, 2014