Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

textbook

When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.

Kevo...that was textbook

by toppity November 15, 2009

Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.

And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

Texting Whore

Someone who texts more than 3 or 5 people frequently or on a daily basis. Teenage girls typically like to do this. The problems with this are:

1:Its annoying because this person will only give you one word replies.

2:They will take FOREVER to reply.

3:There's no life in the conversation.

4:And it's just annoying seeing as how this person will text you at innapropriate hours (ex: at the can, in class or someplace quiet, or simply during a time when you just don't feel like talking to anyone)

This is how a converstaion between you and a Texting Whore will typically go:

Whore: Heyy

You: Hey

(10 min later)
Whore: Whats up?

You: Just watching tv. You?

(another 10 min into the future)
Whore: lol

You: I don't get how that was funny?

(surprisingly this took her 1 min to reply)
Whore: Wat?

You: Me watching tv

(like almost 20 min later)
Whore: lol

You: How many people are you talking to?

(5 min)
Whore: Like 7

You: Goodbye

by MyNameIsSolo May 30, 2010

Textacy

The euphoria you experience from an abundance of excellent texts that turn you on.

Omg im on textacy from the last two texts my girlfriend sent me.

by sunshineCOW October 20, 2008

text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.

Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009