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Tapingham

Tapingham is ghost from Vardrid who only statpads against small clubs like Almeria and Granada and ghosts against big teams in play-offs.Whenever he scores a weekend tapin,his fangirls go crazy and glaze him without ball knowledge
-Hey,have you seen Bellingham performance in Euros final?
-Yes,Tapingham ghosted and dived all game!
by ninisintrbl07 July 16, 2024
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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
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taking wills

verb: The act of beating an opponent into submission, to the point of near death.
Luke was a beast during his football game today. He was taking wills.
by gadaddio August 12, 2024
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Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)
He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.
by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023
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Taking a Kenzie

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours
I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house
by anonymous January 3, 2024
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taping

fixing something in a way that would usually be seen as weird. meanwhile still working in ways
-so then i tried to fix it by joking about it and it somehow worked
-taping the whole situation up, i see
-pretty much
by egocer January 11, 2024
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Tapingham

A nickname for Jude Bellingham, a Real Madrid player who scores many of his goals inside the 6-yard box.
Bruv, Bellingham just scored another tap in.
Well, he's known as Tapingham after all.
by Berak Sekebon November 13, 2023
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