Tabsexual

A person sexually attracted to multiple tabs open on their electronic device

Person 1: Hello bro what is on your phone
Person 2: Just a bunch of tabs
Person 1: Bro are you Tabsexual
Person 2: Yes bro
Person 1: We accept you bro
Person 2: Thanks bro

by PullUpOnAMan March 7, 2020

Tablist

A person who rapes tables.

“I spotted a tablist at the furniture store the other day.”

by gravityoccurs October 30, 2020

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Tabea

A Girl with some nice Ass and just looks amazing. She's the pretties woman You will Ever known, from the inside and from the outside. You Can be lucky to have a Tabea as your Friend, she's always there for you and listen to you. She also laughs about nearly everything and is funny. That's why everyone loves Tabea. She's the coolest girl in Town and the popularst one.

Oh My God! Tabea is here! This Party is going to be great!

by Cool.377777 January 2, 2017

Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.

by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007

Tabrez

Tabrez is ths sexiest man alive , he’s soo trustworthy and loyal man to believe.

This man tabrez is the best person i ever met

by Django charlie January 23, 2021

Taben

1.See Perfection
2. Native to "the booth" the wild Taben always has a minimum of three knives on hand at all times. Also known as homo ninjasian this is a rare being that should you find one in the wild offer it a handful of goldfish and it shall gladly befriend you.
3. An amazing guy, sexually enthraling and gentle every aspect ,with a smile that could melt a woman, the legendary "perfect man". Only one has been recorded to this date.

Girl A:Hey whose that chick Taben is goin' with?
Girl B: I don't know. She's one lucky girl though.

by hyrulian child April 1, 2013