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2. Native to "the booth" the wild Taben always has a minimum of three knives on hand at all times. Also known as homo ninjasian this is a rare being that should you find one in the wild offer it a handful of goldfish and it shall gladly befriend you.
3. An amazing guy, sexually enthraling and gentle every aspect ,with a smile that could melt a woman, the legendary "perfect man". Only one has been recorded to this date.
Girl A:Hey whose that chick Taben is goin' with?
Girl B: I don't know. She's one lucky girl though.
Taben by hyrulian child April 1, 2013
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the word to welcome someone you are truly respect and appreciate his/her business experience and reputation. Can be used on first meeting or after long time not seeing.
Person1: Luca, meet Don, he is a Partner of our major investor.
Person2: Tabee Don, it is great pleasure to meet you.
tabee by yeleleo May 22, 2017
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none taken 

It is used after anyone says ''no offense''

the recipient of the original comment says ''none taken'' to signal

that he is not offended.
A: No offense, but you suck at math.
B: None taken, who doesn't?
none taken by KUSAGAMI86 January 5, 2014
She’s the most romantic and adorable woman. Her beautiful eyes and smile brighten everyone’s day. She will make you fall for her and you’ll never be able to let her go. She has the best taste in men and she is very caring and kind. She will bring the best out of you and will make you feel like your the best.
Boy: omg I like this girl
Girl: what’s her name ?
Boy: Her name is Tabina
Girl: OMG YOU NEED TO KEEP HER

Boy: why ?
Girl: Because she’s probably the best girl out there
Boy: Ok
Tabina by coolperson1000 November 4, 2020
A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.
Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
Taberg by boonviller September 21, 2021
Tabania is an online buying and selling e-commerce platform. You get exactly what you ordered, delivered on time (sometimes sooner), and in perfect condition. Tabania is better than other e-commerce platforms. Unlike amazon, Tabania packages always get delivered in good condition and the products never come broken.

Founded in 2018, Tabania is already much better and more trustworthy than other e-commerce companies. They also treat their employees well.
I can order anything from tabania, last minute, and still have it delivered on time, in perfect condition.
Tabania by Spark1ingcider96 December 11, 2021
Tabon or fachlo9 is referring to the vagina .
It's the Moroccan way of saying pussy (vagina)
Your tabon is really nasty

Go clean that tabon i can't fuck something as dirty as that thing a zbi
tabon by Ras l9lwa May 27, 2019
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