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1.See Perfection
2. Native to "the booth" the wild Taben always has a minimum of three knives on hand at all times. Also known as homo ninjasian this is a rare being that should you find one in the wild offer it a handful of goldfish and it shall gladly befriend you.
3. An amazing guy, sexually enthraling and gentle every aspect ,with a smile that could melt a woman, the legendary "perfect man". Only one has been recorded to this date.
Girl A:Hey whose that chick Taben is goin' with?
Girl B: I don't know. She's one lucky girl though.
by hyrulian child April 01, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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