Soft and Giggly

The way you feel after a few glasses of champagne and a smoke. Often prompts uncontrollable giggles and general sense of happiness. Beyond your standard "good mood".

I am feeling soft and giggly after that last glass of champagne.

by yummy_mummy March 31, 2010

soft month

re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.

i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'

-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...

by michael foolsley July 27, 2010

softcorgy

A group of four or more individuals that partake in sexual acts without any penetration, such as, but not restricted to Dutch ruddering, mutual touching, docking, blowing on balls without contact; a softcore orgy

I totally went to a softcorgy last night. While two men were docked, two other men were Dutch ruddering each other. One man placed his ball above another man's mouth so he could blow on it and make it float in midair, being careful not to make it drop into his mouth.

by Hashinger August 26, 2010

soft copy

a soft copy of an album is a downloaded one, as opposed to a bought, physical copy.

andy: hey, have you checked out radioheads new album?

rod: yeah i got myself a soft copy of it the other day, it's sick

andy: rad.

by elleckz January 3, 2011

softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013

Softcorn

Very light pornography (fully clothed, well manored, chivalrous, immaculate attention to detail) Usually accompanied with popcorn.

Nigella Lawson is my favourite "corn-star"

I love watching softcorn porn

by Porn-etiquette November 20, 2014

soft earth

Term used by the mentally handicapped to prove points

You will live if you land on "Soft Earth"

by bluecheese31 September 3, 2016