shitty bill

A cat who is a fucker. Playing in the Christmas Tree and shit. What a son of a bitch. Eating cat food and ferret treats. Fuck.

Shitty bill is a fucking ass hole cat.

by donovanwhs08 February 2, 2017

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Shitty example

Look below.

I'm not a shitty example ! I've got a life, some childs and a wife ! I have sex every week-ends, and i watch pornography one time per week !
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(

by NaNoMister February 21, 2017

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

Swifty

Adjective describing something that is both swell and nifty

Joe: yo dude did you hear? Class is cancelled!
Jack: man that's really swifty!

by satan641 April 25, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Swiftydarkz

A code name for 'gay' among Justin Bieber fans.

Austrian Brüno is really Swiftydarkz!

by Punie May 14, 2017