Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary

man i canty believe Jamie sucks

by Timanator79 November 13, 2020

suck rocks

suck it. one level worse than kick rocks.

Suck rocks.

by rocksucker October 27, 2022

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

Suck feeding

When a girl only drinks a mans sperm for a week straight to loose weight.

I’m doing the suck feeding diet to loose 10 pounds.

by Lick my couchy 3000 January 29, 2021

Suck Start

When your girl makes it grow in her mouth before you fuck the shit out of her.

Lauren likes to give joe a suck start whenever she wants her back blown out.

by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021

Sucked boneless

Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.

Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*

Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while

by Thelaughingstock April 27, 2013

sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly

Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.

by zenk April 23, 2016