Straight Razor

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then uses the side of his penis to push the semen down to her mouth.

"Dude, I gave that chick a money shot and then straight razored that shit down to her mouth!"

by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

straight eight

slang term used for time spent in prison when plea bargaining a murder charge. Means 8 years and parole rather then the 25 to life in most states.

Henny would only give a full confession if he was promised a straight eight by the district attorney.

by shakes33 April 22, 2006

Super Straight

CLOWNS 💀

person1: I am super straight

person2: ur a clown

by Yukio._ March 12, 2021

straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.

Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!

by Dick M. Down March 17, 2008

straight edge

someone who would rather not get into a crowd of idiots that drink/smoke/have casual sex because everyone else is. see tool

tool - i'm not drunk or high, nothing is fun.
straight edge - ...

by |\/|477 December 22, 2008

straight beasted

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick

1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza

by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006

Straight to Pig

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.

I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008