The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
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v. to smoke an inordinate amount of bud of the variety found on cannabis plants, then drink half a bottle of port in direct sunlight, then end up with sun poisoning, vomiting all night.
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Get the Space ranger mug.It's from a song named Spacegrass from a Clutch Album . Spacegrass is a feeling more for the other person rather than yourself . It's best to share with this feeling, cause when the other person snaps out to it theyll appreciate you ALOT more for caring when they didn't so much . Listen to the song , experiment a little, you'll thank me in the morning .
Hey was Dave feeling like spacegrass last night, cause I thought I seen him eyeballing Shelia , but I already called her, DUDE .?
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