sausage party

A gathering in which everyone brings sausages and noone brings the buns

Believe me, there really is no sauage at sausage party.

by Groho January 14, 2007

German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

by Mcwynar January 5, 2011

Sausage

spittin' aggresively until suckers are gone....EXTINCTION!

used AGAINST the term ham ( hard as a motherfucker )

in a way of expressing you are the alpha-male in the rap game.

oh yeah? well watch me go and sausage ( spit aggresively untill suckers are gone...Extinction)

by Da prophit March 8, 2011

numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Sausagefest

The plural for penis.

English is a tricky language. If there were more than one cactus in the room, you would call the room filled with cacti. But if there is more than one penis in the room, you would call it a sausagefest.

by A. Twat November 17, 2010

Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.

She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.

by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008

Sausage Knocker

when you go to high above the cock while masturbating and end up smacking the tip of your penis with your fist

awww man, sausage knocker! X(

by danieboy777 March 24, 2009