scissor sausage dip

When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.

"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"

by AshleyMutiny October 11, 2013

Big Sausage Pizza

A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.

Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.

by Britt_ain September 5, 2008

magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by [e-mail] December 30, 2007

silly sausage

Silly Sausage, a light hearted insult to describe someone who is being silly or generally stupid.

Person 1: How cool was the OC last night?!
Person 2: You silly sausage.

by Piepiepie November 8, 2006

midnight sausage

The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.

1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."

2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."

by Bweahns May 31, 2009

liberty sausage

What "patriotic" Americans called frankfurters (hotdogs)during the World War I years during the height of anti-German hysteria here in the United States.

To protest their anti-German feelings Americans renamed frankfurters liberty sausage.

by freedomlegs January 24, 2010

Mexican Sausage

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)

"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*

by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015