San Diego Short Stack

When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.

I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?

by Tommy the Roach March 26, 2011

San Diego

A shithole in Southern California filled with macho dude bros, brainwashed military shitheads, gangstaz, republican idiots, cowardly liberal centrists, and it’s all too heterosexual (EW straight people are gross and must be hunted to extinction). The weather doesn’t mean shit. STAY AWAY FROM SAN DIEGO.

I’m glad I moved to Portland from San Diego

by SummerFire September 8, 2019

San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009

San Jose Way

homosexual panic.

He reached down her panties and got a handfull of cock, so he went the San Jose Way

by The big Dick October 27, 2003

san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.

Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.

by Justice April 22, 2005

san andreas

1. A game that everyone said was the best GTA game of all time, consisting of a black street gangster instead of a cool mafia mambo. They use the F-word quite exsesivly, and use the word "nigger" to be cool. Very boring game with miles of wasteland and big airplanes. Woooppeee.

2. A REAL fault in california.

1. You: Want to play vice city?
Friend: Fuck no nigga, I wanna play san andreas

2. You: Want to go to the san andreas fault?
Friend: sure

by Ihatesanandreas April 26, 2008

San Frantardo

A place where people go when they want free bracelets and carebear dolls

Me and my G's goins downs to teh San Frantardo so we can pick up our honies and take them to teh babe wash.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006