rigoddamndonkulous

When something is more ridonkulous that it is ri-god-damn-donkulous.

Did you see that little girl driving the huge monster pickup?

Yeah, that's just RIGODDAMNDONKULOUS!!!!!

by Abes December 29, 2005

Ring of Decay

The ring of older suburbs around a city center that have fallen victim to blight and decay. "Ring" for short. Generally including run-down apartment complexes, empty strip centers, and malls that used to be hip, but are now in disrepair. Crime is normally rampant in the Ring.

The Ring differs from the "hood" or "ghetto" in that these terms usually refer to older, more established neighborhoods, usually closer in, but not necessarily.

In general terms, the Ring is always slowly moving in an outward direction as the center is gentrified and the suburbs age.

"Let's go to Sharpstown Mall." "Dude, no way, that's totally in the Ring." "The what?" "The Ring of Decay dude, what's wrong with you?"

by ecool July 4, 2009

ring stamp

When an animal sits it's anal ring down on top of your bare skin.

Damn, call your dog - It just ring stamped me.

by Brad124124 November 20, 2007

Rigormortits

REALLLLY firm tits.

Hey, her tits are so hard I think rigormortits has set in.

by CBlack May 10, 2010

Stinking Ring

An extremely smelly anus possible covered in a repulsive brown smear

geez that aboriginal lady has a stinking ring i can smell it from here

by gignja bert March 2, 2010

Pineapple ring

The dark wrinkled circle around your anus.

did you tongue punch her pineapple ring?

by taking it to far June 10, 2011

puke your ring

To puke so hard that your ass ring comes out of your mouth.

"If you drink anymore you'll puke your ring."

by Silentmalcontent November 26, 2017