dating my right hand

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.

Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008

I know right!

Phrase used to express agreement usually over something very annoying or something relating to yourself.

"OMG Emily thinks she is so hot."
"Ew I know right!"

"Your dress is gorgeous!"
"I know right!"

by Bonnieeee June 20, 2006

alt-right

Second-wave anarcho-fascism that is united by anarcho-traditionalism

The alt-right idealizes aristocratic whiteness in which decentralized communities are disconnected from a centralized government; which preferably does not exist save for a supreme anarcho-monarchist

by sandraxine July 26, 2017

Alt Right

Fancy term for a Neo-Nazi

Nazis were in Germany during WW2, I'm Alt Right. Heill Trump.

by Biggleswurth August 22, 2017

vast right-wing conspiracy

the conspiracy to turn America into a fascist state

Idiots like GW Bush and Paul Wolfowitz are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by Anti-Bush August 10, 2003

I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007

ow! my right boobie!

What a girl sez when someone whacks her in her right boobie

Marissa (groaning in pain on all 4's) OW! MY RIGHT BOOBIE!

by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006