Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

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BFP relationship

BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.

That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.

by SuperGoodBoy August 14, 2016

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Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

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Synerdickstic Relationship

A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.

A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.

Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.

I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.

Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.

by Pillar Nasty October 8, 2016

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What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

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