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Schlong Distance Relationship

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010
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religibigot

A person, of any religious faith, but predominantly of the Christian Right Wing American variety (see religious right), who looks upon others of different faith or sexual orientation as being inferior.

A person who lets down other members of their faith by promoting it via hate and condemnation, instead of love and equality, the true evangelism tools of most religions, particularly of Christ himself in the Christian faith.
Fred Phelps is a prime example of a religibigot.

George Bush might be a religibigot.

Conservatives or republicans who promote their faiths negatively are usually religibigots.

People of other faiths who look down on others of different faiths are also religibigots.
by JSbig March 5, 2006
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Bad Religion

a punk band that was started in the early 80's and combined intense rhythms with harmonial voacls and thought provoking songs.
Albums:
How Could Hell be any worse?, Suffer, No control, against the grain, generator, stranger than fiction, the grey race, no substance, New America, The Process of Belief.
by Do you care? March 28, 2003
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Religican

A right-wing Christian fundamentalist Republican. Or a religious Republican.
Billy Graham is a Religican.
by seymouba November 15, 2009
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relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.
If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!
by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007
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Relayer

Someone who will not end a relationship until they have another one on the go. They are terrified of being alone.
A Relayer is a man who cheats on his wife-marries the mistress and then does it again and again all his life. He is never not in a relationship-not even for a second.
by Alicatsta July 22, 2009
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relationsham

A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.
Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.
by fired_again August 9, 2010
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