Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

by TTM January 20, 2006

bora ring

Australian aboriginal sacred ground.

Oodgeroo danced around the bora ring.

by Coricus November 16, 2006

dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 9, 2004

ring wraith

A semi-transparent entity, usually found in rural areas of Canada, which plagues sleeping people by twitching the outer layers of the anus while they sleep. The have become more popular in the last decade, and are actually in demand in San Fransico.

Sandra, eat your peas, or a ring wraith will come for you.

by cindy December 26, 2003

shit ring

A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.

Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.

by Noob Saibot September 22, 2005

chili ring of fire

The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.

Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!

by matters jackett June 22, 2010

Reverse Smoke Ring

Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.

Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".

When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.

by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008