Skip to main content

Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.
"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"
by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011
mugGet the Pocket Monster mug.

Love Pocket

Slang Term : for vagina

Descripition: a pocket in which you make sweet love in
As that sweet mexican juan shoved his dick into her pussy she screamed O YA FUCK MY LOVE POCKET U STUPID BITCH. And he replied No comprende
by Noahwashere December 18, 2006
mugGet the Love Pocket mug.
Related Words

Pocketlion

A small lion that fits in one's pocket and is used to attack unsuspecting victoms. Pocketlions can be deflected, but if it's done too late...well...it's too late.
"I have a lion in my pocket."
"Oh no, not a pocketlion!"
by CheebsF69 August 10, 2008
mugGet the Pocketlion mug.

Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.
She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.
by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016
mugGet the Pocket vagina mug.

Poo Pocket

when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.
Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006
mugGet the Poo Pocket mug.

Hot Pocketing

The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014
"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."
by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014
mugGet the Hot Pocketing mug.

Wonder pocket

"She's got a little lint in her wonder pocket, if you know what I mean."
by Hoof Bite June 23, 2017
mugGet the Wonder pocket mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email