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donkey punch

An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.
Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!
by Addie >=D October 18, 2007
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Punchmade dev

The greatest and i mean the greatest lyrical artist of all time
Guy 1: u like Punchmade Dev

Guy 2: HELL YEA I LIKE PUNCHMADE DEV
by Punchmade devs #1 fan December 9, 2022
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Cock Punch

When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009
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Punched in the Facebook

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010
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Punched in

1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.

2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.
1. That mother fucker got punched in.

2. That bitch was punched in!
by Lassofsass March 19, 2015
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minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action
the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge
by Paddy101 June 11, 2006
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Hoe Puncher Attack

1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face

Pimps usually use this method.
1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."
by Fayslaphanie Kryujistephlici February 4, 2010
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