polca

a obnoxious, loud,ackward, group of people who tend to add on to conversations and make shit weird

dude that kids a polca

by jkyyyy January 17, 2011

Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

by salvato44 February 15, 2014

Cringe Police

so sexy has so much sexer with cece and others. did i mention sex??? sexer?!!!? so much sexiesm.

Cece: Cringe Police came over last night ;)
Caroline: wtf he’s mine

by Cringe Police January 24, 2021

Fuck the police

Something you fuck in the ass. Biggest gang in the world

The police stole all my weed and smoked it fuck the police

by Police fucker May 8, 2018

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

police

"The Man"

It took you fucking hippie shit turd buglars long enough to figure out the truth. Yes we do like fucking with you and there's not a thing you can do about it. The best thing about the whole thing is that our pay comes out of your pockets in the form of taxes.

The police get a real laugh about you bitches thinking you can change anything.

by victimizer August 7, 2004

Fuck tha Police

An alternative to "Don't worry" or, "What's the worse that could happen?"

"Hey Derek, would you care for a glass of wine to go with your viel?"
"Thank you Charles, but I'm not sure about that."
"Come on, Derek, fuck tha police."
"Well, when you put it that way... Sure!"

or,

"I think I'm having a heart attack."
"Wow, man! Fuck tha police! I'll call an ambulance!"

or,

"This recent dip in company shares has me really worried."
"C'mon man, fuck tha police."
"You're right, it'll all work out eventually."

"Yo niggaz, dis sherm head asshole be dissin my bitch!"
"Fuck tha police man, lets go pop this buster mother fucker!"

by E. E. May 13, 2005