Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

johnny

the superior version of timmy

person a: man johnny is so cool
person b: yeah i know

by Reminite November 18, 2023

Johnny

Cooler than Abi

Johnny is cooler than Abi

by totallyradjohnny May 13, 2021

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014

Johnny Cash

Ethan Richard Kile

Johnny Cash

by asd21a April 3, 2023

Johnnie Guilbert Effect

Johnnie Guilbert turning all of YouTube emo.

Crazy, even Tara Jummy lived trough the Johnnie Guilbert Effect!

by cutie28 February 10, 2024

Johnnies

Street slang for precription drug gabbapentin. Huge in boston-worcester-fitchburg areas. Taken with alcohol or shotgunned redbulls to add a “heroin” like state.

Yo man im gunna park the car in harbour yard and we’ll go score some johnnies! (Say with boston accent)

by Kevi del sol December 27, 2023