Bionic Nerd

A nerd that was constructed in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. Also referred to as a Super Nerd or Super Dork.

As referenced by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog from the Conan O'Brien Show, addressing nerds waiting outside the premier of Star Wars - Attack of the Clones.

Look at this guy! He looks like some kind of Super Nerd! Build in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. A Bionic Nerd if you will.

by Lashin October 1, 2008

k-nerd

A "kute nerd". A good looking nerd.

"That guy over there with the taped glasses and pocket protector is SUCH a k-nerd!"

by TopScore April 1, 2009

GREEK NERD

A Greek guy that spends his whole work day talking about computers with his coworkers and they pretend like they're interested.

Tom: "George keeps coming over talking to me about the computer he's building...WTF!"
Paolo: "again? you serious?"
Tom: "ya that's like the 100th time this week and its only Wednesday"
Paolo: "George is a greek nerd now. Next he'll be telling you about USB sticks"

by Greek Hernia August 21, 2011

Nerd Warrior

A person who attacks another after lurking on a website forum etc but only at the end of an argument after they have been shot down. Therefor basking in fraudulent glory.

John
"You Tube's been great since Google have taken over it"

Peter
"You retard John everyone knows Google Video sucked arse"

Nerd Warrior
"Yes John you n00b" *Ching ching ftw*

by Man against the Nerd Warrior November 17, 2006

Nerd

I am the definition of a Nerd: Let me explain...

As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.

I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.

I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.

Badass scumbag smoking a joint: That girl looks like she is wearing my grans clothes man! What a Nerd!

Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?

Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?

by Happyfuntime? June 21, 2009

Nerd

A stereotypical label used to describe a person who highly knows technology

jared quinn is a nerd because he knows a lot about xbox

by Timmy M April 27, 2010

Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics

Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax

by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010