Pay my morning bill

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.

I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.

by Meremy Jerchelle September 29, 2008

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

DOLLAR MORNING CREW

1. A Group of employees, usually female, that enjoy putting dirty cars at overflow to the point where there are no cars cleaned or online, thus allowing the night crew to take care of, but not before they make conversation about all the dirty cars that are at overflow..... giggle, then take a clean one off line and sit at the pet cemetary discussing various girl like topics ( ex. Leg shaving, snail trailing, Boys, and finishing with a recap of dirty cars nosed in with no orderly fashion what so ever.)

Ex.
Dollar Morning Crew Employee 1 "Wow look at all those dirty cars we're being paid to clean, lets scatter them in this parking lot and go watch planes!"

Dollar Morning Crew Employee's 2-4 " Yaaaay!"

by Concernd Citizen August 21, 2006

Morning Text

The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.

Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her

Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text

Guy 2: Good idea

by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009

morningstar

A noun describing a person you hate to love. They are have many bad habits including PMS-ing constantly, losing passports, and being obsessed with Sour Patch Kids.

Person 1: Why is Michael PMS-ing?
Person 2: Dude, I dont know but he keeps stealing my sour patch kids!
Person 1: He is such a morningstar!

by 12345689haha October 15, 2009

morning sunshine

The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.

I was awaken to a morning sunshine today. :-)

by Dirtball April 8, 2003

son of the morning

A name that some satanist have for satan that dates back to ancient times,so old in fact that it's in the bible. In the book of Job believed the oldest book in the bible.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.

Satan is the son of the morning.

by The Fury 13 September 19, 2010