When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
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Get the Mexican Locomotive mug.A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
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Get the Mexican rice mug.A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster
"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."
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