mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
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junkie mentality

A mentality of someone who doesn’t use their brain in a situation and looks dumb while doing it
“I don’t have to own up to my mistakes??..”
“Well that’s proper junkie mentality”
by succeeder6372 November 25, 2022
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Boy's Mentality

Speaking of a grown man who acts and plays games as if he was young. A very playful, annoying, and simple minded male. A male that tends to not know how to navigate adult hood.
by MsHoneyPooh March 09, 2024
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Mental theory

An easier way to say Theory of mind.
In psychology, mental theory refers to the capacity to understand other people by ascribing mental states to them. This includes the knowledge that others' mental states may be different from one's own states and include beliefs, desires, intentions, emotions, and thoughts. Possessing a functional theory of mind is considered crucial for success in everyday human social interactions. People use such a theory when analyzing, judging, and inferring others' behaviors. The discovery and development of mental theory primarily came from studies done with animals and infants. Factors including drug and alcohol consumption, language development, cognitive delays, age, and culture can affect a person's capacity to display theory of mind.
Dude has no mental theory, he really thinks I don't know this.
by Dr.Crow February 13, 2023
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Mental Heath

A place where wet wipes live
Get your submarines and rats ready it’s time for a ride down mental heath

H & R Skelton- Founded at Cricket Centre
Once upon mental heath
A wet wipe flew
Said hello to pijjy
I fucked ya bird too
by H&R Skelt April 19, 2021
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Von mentality

You usually use this word to describe Von's ability to always come back in a Gang Beast round. Von is known as a comeback king and a strategist, this is all because of the von mentality.
Person 1: HHAHAHAHA im gonna win this game
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality
by King Diddy Von February 25, 2025
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mentally gerrarded

When your thoughts are so deep and profound that when explained to other, more average people they perceive it as silly or simply, inconceivable due to their lack of mental capacity.
You wouldn't understand... im mentally gerrarded
by gerrylemieux August 31, 2012
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