meat turd 

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

meat turd by Eman84 May 15, 2014

Meat lobes

The hollow fleshy void left when ear gauges are removed.

Check out that guys' meat lobes.

Meat lobes by BlazinPonytail May 19, 2014

Meat head 

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.

Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.

Meat head by vinceboy September 2, 2014

meat destroyer 

Can be any human being, regardless of gender. Will take a penis by the hand, mouth, feet, or anywhere else, and destroy it. Can destroy it by any means imaginable.

"Man the meat destroyer ruined my genitalia again!"

meat destroyer by Tknorr43 December 26, 2014

meat slab

A term used for a large piece of meat.

Over 9.5".

Tony has a huge meat slab.

meat slab by Fire maker December 4, 2016

Meat handles 

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

Meat handles by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts May 8, 2018

Meat and two veg 

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

Meat and two veg by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019