matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Matthew

Small lad, very skinny, has small pp. Is lonely and drinks own piss for survival. Might survive without food for 7 hours.

That Matthew won't live to 20. He might live to 16.

by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018

Matthew Pierce

Dumbass who thinks he shit but really he aint. Wears glasses that look too big and is annoying af.

i hate Matthew Pierce.

by blackniggerinthacity December 13, 2016

Matthew

Is retarded, doesn't know anything , really tall, a dumbass pice of shit, annoying as fuck, is daddy loves giraffes

Matthew is retarded and annoying

by hola im smart June 20, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is one of the greatest people you will ever meet. He'll care for you and will always be there for you. He's really cute. He has freckles, sandy brown hair, and sparkling green eyes. He's a little rough around the edges, but he'll always be there for his friends. He is an amazing boyfriend and will always love you no matter what. He will always make you feel safe when be wraps his arms around you. He always knows what to say to crack you up and his kiss will make you feel like you're the only people in the room. Matthew is amazing, and you better not let him go because he's not the kind of person you want to lose.

Matthew will always love you and make you feel wanted.

by esw17 April 15, 2020

Matthew

Some poor soul that always seems to get friend-zoned

Bro 1: Yo, you seen Matthew?
Bro 2: nah, he's too busy getting no pussy

by Notablackman May 8, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's are either the absolute worst or the best. But at their best they will treat you like a queen, they are goofy and loving and kind, super smart and athletic, and they make everything seem so easy and everything comes naturally to them. They might have had a rough past but they will change and grow for the ones they love. They seek the best in people and everyone admires them for their amazing and strong personalities. If you have a Matthew and he treats you right then never let him go because you will never find another one like him.

Hey you know Matthew?... yeah he's the hottest guy in school!

by lovleylama1234 December 15, 2019