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LHS Marching Band

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis
(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!
by john November 30, 2004
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coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person
by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006
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deus ex machina

a) an improbable or unexpected device or character that suddenly appears to resolve a situation

b) something that makes no sense but is added so that the story can end
a) the naval officer in lord of the flies is a deus ex machina

b) wasnt all them surviving in 2012 a deus ex machina?
by tiffanyohplease January 7, 2010
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Rage Against The Machine

(3/4 in an ok band called audioslave) RATM are one of the most under rated yet greatest bands ever, anyone who says they never did anything to change things obviously has no clue wat there talkin about, protests, rallies etc yes they may have sold records but in the capitalist world the only option (sadly is money) they got noticed due to this. Rage rule anyone who says otherwise needs there head examined. nuff sed!!
Oh ye put on sum rage
ye rage kick ass
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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LHS Marching Band

A large percent of Lassiter Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parkinglot getting yelled at.
student a: awesome we got a 9 to 9 this weekend.
student b: sweet!
by Matt B November 17, 2004
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washing machine

A term when performing oral sex on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his balls around in his/her mouth.
Dude 1: "Man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine."
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
by No need to mention me January 29, 2006
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Marching Band

1. My life
2. A place where you can be yourself, and know that nobody (almost nobody) is going to make fun of you
3. The marching band consists of many social cliques, and gossip and fighting tends to spread around. But that's life
4. Normally comes with a color guard--the color guard is a group of girls, and sometimes a few guys.
5. The color guard is super annoying because they always try to take our boyfriends.
6. The color guard never stays on beat with us, and it really annoys us.
7. Band bus rides home, always consist of making out, cuddling, random singing, occasional dancing, and on special, romantic occasions, fingering. (Yes in the pants)
8. Band is NOT for nerds. Almost all the band members in our band are considerably attractive.

9. The band bus was where I got my first kiss.
10. The band director is a complete ass, but we don't care because being in band is totally worth it.
11. If you aren't in marching band you can never achieve the level of badass that we are.

12. BAND SHOWS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIFE ITSELF
One time we went on a marching band show and nothing felt more wonderful than hearing our highschool name announced over the loud speaker as first place winners. We hugged. We cried with joy. We screamed. We felt perfect. We were all a team of friends in unity. Nothing is better than that feeling.
by Flute Diva October 23, 2009
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