by ooyamg December 31, 2020

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021

Lauren Elizabeth O’Connor is a little bitch who is hella sensitive and hates everyone and everything
by Lauren Elizabeth O’Connor September 30, 2020

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.
There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024

A type of melting device that can be powered by believing to even turn tungsten into liquid. Also known by other names such as butter girl, fonzie the bear and jim john joël jiddy jones christ. Other known abilities of Lauren Leigh-Nott are penis, laser vision and identifying a person by their hands.
by Concerned_Citizen420 February 29, 2020

Perfect girlfriend if you get a chance to date a Lauren she will make you the luckiest man alive because she is the most beautiful girl with the most amazing personality
Lauren is perfect
by Zembabway December 23, 2022
