Jackson

The worst kind of person you will ever meet. He is a retarded, idiotic, fuck-boy, hated by everyone.

Person 1 "Anyone else see that idiot over there."
Person 2 "You mean Jackson? Thats normal for him."

by Fktiflol June 2, 2016

Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.

Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".

by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009

jackson fucked chelsea

when a silly girl lets a douche lord have sex with her,the douche lord typically being referred to as a "jackson"

elena: i heard what happened! apparently it was a "jackson fucked chelsea" situation?
chelsea: i've been meaning to tell you something....

by lifestoryxx23 January 7, 2010

Jackson Pollock

The splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart

Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants

by Ass Picture November 27, 2010

jackson

jordyn's soulmate and he is so FUCKING hot.

random guy: you see that hottie jackson? that's jordyn's solmate

by jo mama6969 March 16, 2022

Miss Jackson

Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real

Sorry miss Jackson she did the Nasty with you husband 😃

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 11, 2019

JacksonWhite

If you call someone JacksonWhite then they’re usually a male who puts his toes up his dogs arse. They usually have a shit trim which makes them look like a fucking spade. They had a decent trim until the Turkish cunt fucked it up.

barber: what we going for today then lad
Person 2: I’m going for a JacksonWhite today

by C0dyHill April 13, 2020