Jacksepticeye Syndrome 

Watching so much Jacksepticeye that you unintentionally fall in love with him.

I got a case of the Jacksepticeye syndrome. I mean, look how cute he is! I want to fuck his brains out.

Jacksepticeye Syndrome by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016

Michael Jackson 

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3

Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

=]

Michael Jackson by MissKayla July 17, 2009

Jacksonville Javelin 

A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina

"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."

Jacksonville Javelin by Motard76 March 5, 2009

Jacksepticeye Troll 

A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.

A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.

To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.

Sincerely

The Internet

Jacksepticeye Troll by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Cracker Jack Box 

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.

Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)

Cracker Jack Box by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

jack bauer power hour 

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.

"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

jack bauer power hour by maria luisa May 11, 2006

Jack Bauer 

1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.

2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.

1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.

2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."

Jack Bauer by skeezpimp March 1, 2005