sugar jacket

to say mean things nicely according to Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Modern Family

I'm nice Jay, and I put on the sugar jacket

by noraaa May 14, 2015

Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop

Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Michael Jackson

A talented man who with his God-given talents conquered the world.

Acc. to NME, BBC, CNN, BET News, The Mirror, Irish Mirror, People Magazine, USA Today, Glamour Magazine, Los Angeles Times, Times Of India, Newsweek, MTV News, Michael Jackson is the biggest superstar on earth.

He hold the guinness world record of being the Most Successful Entertainer of all time. He is also the most famous person of all time, and the best dancer ever.

Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and his fan following exceeds more than 4.8 billion

by grotesqueb4ureyes April 18, 2018

Slick Jacquet

When you dip your balls into a vat of soapy water and rub it on a bald man's head.

Me: I just gave that teacher the fattest Slick Jacquet of my life!
Friend: Sick nasty bro let me hit it!

by SwagMaster87 September 25, 2017

Andrew Jackson Middle School

A school full of fish looking bitches , dry faced ass hoes with no life , bougie ass females , stank pussy hoes , sucking dick and popping pussy 7th graders , niggas who swear ball is life but can’t ball and dumb ass teachers with a fat ass dean shaped like a doughnut stick .

Andrew Jackson Middle School is stupid asf .

by Livinginreality January 13, 2018

alabaster jackrabbit

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

by inbeedee September 5, 2019