COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024

Covid Lifteasy

An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.

We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy

by Danc818 June 15, 2020

Covid Gangbang

In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.

Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch

by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021

Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.

I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ

by Watacanga May 15, 2025

covid starter

dog eating chinks

Hey! There's a covid starter!

by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025

Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.

Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021

Covid lollipop

To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid

We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .

I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.

by Gocian March 7, 2021