Ironic

A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)

Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.

by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023

Iron Dog

Term used to refer to one's snowmobile.

Let's jump on the Iron Dogs and shoot up the mountain!

by Cleerod April 10, 2007

Iron

The worst rank in League of Legends often used as an insult to state someone is bad at the game

Bad player: Bro that champion is OP!!!!!!!!!!
Smart player: You just dont know how to play against it iron XD

by lol123246 June 22, 2023

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

Under the Iron

To be stressed, pressed or unhappy about something!

After working a 12 hour shift, Katie was exhausted and under the iron

by HashTag Coolman December 28, 2024

Chic Ironic

A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.

Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.

by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018

Iron Maiden

THE BEST METAL BAND EVER!!!!!

IRON MAIDEN!!!!!

by Man Of Few Words April 12, 2021