Phat ass

a booty that's in a ratio of at least 5:3 to the waist, well rounded, juisy and jeans-filling. has a bounce on it too

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, she got a phat assssssss

by Danger Mouse_1 May 01, 2006

Liquid Ass

A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.

After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.

by Otis B. Driftwood December 31, 2006

ass-yoko

A fart so rank it causes a group of chatting people to disperse, thus "breaking up the group."

Based on the common belief that Yoko Ono was responsible for the breakup of the Beatles.

We were having a nice conversation by the keg until Maynard let loose with a horrendous ass-yoko.

by waydown July 29, 2008

Ass-in-the-Face

A state of poverty, or social rejection/lack of status stemming from a poor or financially disadvantaged background.

"When we were growing up, we had nothing. We had ass-in-the-face."

by Paul Caporino September 15, 2006

ass pants

Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.

Anna is so hot in her ass pants.

by Miguel Sanchez July 03, 2003

sucks ass

Basically saying how badly someone or something sucks.

You suck ass.

Damn this job sucks ass.

by Trevor M. July 21, 2004

dog ass

a worthless, shiftless individual who fails to take responsibility for their own and the life they create; a seeker of self gratification at societies expense; a bum; a bottom feeding opened palmed individual; a slacker. Taken from the phrase, not worth a dog's ass.

Walmart fired Tyrone's dog ass for stealing Astro glide.

Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.

by urban wisdom November 21, 2007