guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

Guitar amp

*Not to be confused with bass guitar amp* A guitar amp which you plug your electric guitar in. Usually, guitar amps have a guitar input jack, a headphone jack, a volume knob, an EQ (tone) knob, a overdrive (distortion) knob and an on/off knob or switch. Guitar amps usually range from practice amps (around $200) to professional amps (around $1000). Before you buy a guitar amp make sure you already purchased a electric guitar and an instrument cable.

A guitarist would be incomplete without his guitar amp!
See example here:

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

guntasaurus

When a fat old woman had a fat gut and a fat cunt that blend into one and she’s so old she’s a dinosaur

Ah man that bitch next door is such a guntasaurus, I hope she dies.

by HD Panther March 10, 2019

Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

gupatrol

To drive a gu patrol you must have at least a 3 inch straight through exhaust to compensate for your penis size. Usually seen on instagram posts labelled 'stolen' , or on the side of the road with hazards on because you've boiled the kettle driving down the highway.

I drive a gupatrol. I am a pussy.

by au4x4 March 12, 2019

Guitarist

Asshole who can make nice sounds

Hey look at them, they're a guitarist

by Hfgty March 20, 2019

Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019