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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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Orange Goblin

Orange goblin is when you initiate intercourse by grabbing her by the pussy, taking her from behind, leaving her with a wad of cash, then hitting the golf course.
Friend 1: You were almost late for our tee time.
Friend 2: Had to pull the old Orange Goblin on this chick from the bar last night before I came.
by Time Orc October 29, 2025
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goblin toez

The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
Person 1: omg they're so amazing

Person 2: call them goblin toez
by Short.blonde.simp October 8, 2021
mugGet the goblin toezmug.

Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
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Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
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goblin cave server

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.
How goblin cave server conversations happen with newcomers:
New member: Hi!
Active member: kys
by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021
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Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.
Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
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