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The Jesus Prayer

The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."
Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.
by ohyeahpat August 1, 2012
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Jesus Party

A group of 12 people who were brought up as catholic/christian. They rebel the rules and are hard core atheists. They meet for a 'Jesus Party' Where they drink white wine and talk about the future dread. Once they're riled up; considering there's no crucifixes they just decide to have an orgy. (Jesus is the safe word)
OMG this orgy is so good, Ouch thats too big for my bum!! Jesus, Jesus!! Thank you for respecting my safe word and stopping. This is historically known as many different names and events, but this is the most fun. Look in in the mirror in the dark and say 'Jesus Party' 3 times then open your eyes and you will be at the event. You wont regret it.
by kxlee1234 January 11, 2021
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Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.
Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.
by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011
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Jesus Jenelle

1) a common phrase when you seen wit Kieffah
2) a phrase when Jenelle screws up and doesn't take care of her baby.
3) Said when change jar in thrown at Keiffah
"Jesus Jenelle I seen you with Kieffah"

" Have fun on the streets with your boyfrieeeeeeend"

"Jesus Jenelle that was my change jaaar, why did you do that?"
by makinithailondesehoes January 1, 2012
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Hispanic Jesus

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus}
by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019
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high on jesus

Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.
by xylena June 22, 2006
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Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.
- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005
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