going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Out for a rip

Going out for a fucking easy going time with your buds. Usually it means token' back a few beers and having a smoke or two, takener' easy . Just a great fucking time.

Originated by the great fucking people of the great white north.

Bud, lets go out for a fucking rip eh?

Hey bud, wanna go out for a rip? I'm feeling like knocking back a few molsons

by B. Richmond December 1, 2013

Not Safe For Work

What Urban Dictionary would be if every definition had a picture with it.

I can't even search up the number 70 without it being not safe for work!

by xxxman360 May 31, 2018

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN ASS BITCH why you took me off the motha' faking' schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch

use it in a song THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH

by savannah. January 25, 2020

Cringling for a Pringling

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.

Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

by Wheatboi February 23, 2019

you go for that

Say this once someone says something disrespectful to another person. Once you say this they will be forced to either fight or argue

James:John you a whole bitch
Derrick: DAAAMMN JOHN YOU GO FOR THAT?!?
John: James fight me right now

by Pshycicbadass March 7, 2019

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016