Liquor Fish™

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"

Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.

by baesedgod August 12, 2016

cum fist

When you grab handful of semen and squelch it between your fingers and displace it into an orifice as lubricant. e.g A vagina or butthole

Open up here comes the cum fist!

by cumfist OG October 23, 2017

boomer fish

A boomer fish is a type of fish that has a spider web like design on it's face. This fish is known to spread the Ferbies Disease, that causes blindness, blue poop, numbness in the butt, and ABC's poop. (When you poop out those ABC letter things.) Do not adopt a Bommer Fish, or bad things are to come your way...

"Brettin just adopted a Boomer Fish,"
"He's gonna go blind now."

by BuckTheCyclopesDuck January 20, 2018

meme fish

the memeiest fish in the world. They hate bad memes and love fresh memes. Don't show them dank memes or they will jump out the window!

The meme fish jumped out the window

by wisewolf64 January 27, 2018

Popeye Fist

When you are fisted to the elbow of a partner with abnormally huge forearms.

Thanks to all the time at the gym, my forearms are perfect for going Rachel the ol’ popeye fist. These guns leave her winker gaping.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

radio fisherman

A boat captain who finds his fish only by others telling him where they are at. Its generally offensive to tell a fisherman they are one of these because it gives the impression they don't know what they are doing.

Jake: Sig you don't know how to fish you're just a radio fisherman.

Sig: f*** you @#$% why dont you $#%@ your mother $%@#

by Camjamham May 28, 2018

frecular fission

The act of freckles multiplying whilst in constant sunlight.

"Why have you got more freckles in the summer?"

"Because of frecular fission."

by j_lesnoood June 16, 2018