Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

by but for February 24, 2020

robotic flamingo

The spazmatic jerky stride of somebody who has obviously been awake way too long & obvisously has had entirely way to much methamphetamines , bath salts &/or a multitude of various other stimulants .

And on the 3rd day of a 7 day binge everybody that seen her knew she was fucked up because she was doing the robotic flamingo as she walked down the street .

by Don't try this at hone September 15, 2020

remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.

Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.

by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020

Pink flamingos

A 1972 dada istic film by Baltimore's very own self proclaimed 'pope of trash'john Waters starring divine Edith Massey David lochary and mink stole.

Pink flamingos is about 2 families competing for the title of "the filthiest people alive!" Divine plays band johnson who lives with her demented family in a trailer park in the fictitious phenix Maryland just across town in a 'balmer brownstone' Baltimore live connie and Raymond marble. They both want to be the filthiest people alive!

by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021

pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself

In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.

by skuffed_up March 1, 2023

Crown Farming

A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.

Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.

So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?

by SpiritualAccountabilityNetwork April 17, 2023