Fingerboard

Miniature skateboard. They are harder than you think you fuckbags, you get one and try to do a nollie-heel crook. Yeah k thnx. And we take it seriously too, k, with sponsors and shit. And in Germany and Europe, it pwns your ass. But I do love you. Wanan knwo who else us fingerboarders love? Randy Marshall. He wears girlpants.

ITs ahrder than it looks, yeah k, thats all I have to say.

by John Cardoso September 5, 2005

fat finger

trying to press a link on a social networking site and inadvertantly pressing like on something that is not likable or relevant to you

Tom Cruise's facebook status: "my dog just died"
Justin Bieber likes this.
Justin Bieber commented on Tom Cruise's status: "Sorry about your loss I tried to press comment but accidentally had fat finger and liked it

by Accidental_Facebook-Liker January 22, 2011

five finger delight

A female who gives herself pleasure using all five fingers.

Also known as "fingering oneself"

so, you are going to give yourself the five finger delight tonight, or do I have to take my pants off?

coined by Seal

by Seal January 13, 2005

Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham

Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!

by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021

Alzheimer's finger

When your finger stinks, but you don't remember or know how it happened. Often the result of absent-mindedly scratching your balls or ass while watching tv or on the phone.

"I tend to get Alzheimer's finger when I watch Iron Chef"

by gregorator November 14, 2011

brown finger

The resultant color of the finger(s) of a person who has just wiped their posterior after defacating, except they didn't wash their hands with soap and water before leaving the bathroom. Related to "yellow finger", a person who does not wash their hands with soap and water after urinating. A person who lives in Oregon and pees outside is not considered a yellow finger if they do not wash up after urinating since their are no sinks handy and a real man does not pee all over his hand no mater where he pees. An office worker who doesn't wash up is always a yellow finger.

"Man, did you know Joe is a brown finger? Dude didn't wash his hands after wiping his posterior after defacating"

"Damn, Steve is a yellow finger and a brown finger."

"Damn, Paul needs to go see his gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his brown fingers post defacation."

by bahooka June 11, 2006