Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025

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Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

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Durstly

Characteristic of or relating to Fred Durst and/or his fans.

Dude, did you see that guy with the backwards baseball cap shielding his eyes? Apparently he didn't want to turn it around for some reason. That's so durstly.

by 「CYBER☣WITCH」 March 28, 2025

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Dusty

"Dusty: Someone who is deliberately unsupportive specifically to you, showing no interest in enhancing your well-being and doesn’t invest in to your growth. A person, place, or thing that brings no positive influence in to your life. A taker and possibly a hater."

Friend 1: "How was the date last night?"
Friend 2: "Girl, it was Dusty—no effort, weird vibes, just dust."
Friend 1: "Smh, girl."
Friend 2: "Girl!"
Friend 1: "Girl."

by WhoIsMCW? March 29, 2025

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Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

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