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Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid
Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*
by James299 June 9, 2016
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donald trump

1.synonym for hair that looks like a racoon you just shoveled of the highway

2.synonym for a person who has supermodel girlfreinds cuz ur super ritch and you would be working at a sewage plant otherwise, and has shitty hair
1. Guy: you like my new hairstyle, its called the "donald trump".
Guy 2: yea, it looks like an elephant just took a massive shit on your head, stupid ass hole.

2. "look at that guy's girlfriend, shes smokin, and hes like 95, he must be a donald trump, his hair looks like zebra shit though.
by its me sanchi December 28, 2006
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Donald Trump

(Unfortunately) our 45th President.

If you still don't know who he is, he's the orange guy who says the word "fantastic" a lot, wants to build a wall (and make Mexico pay for it), and who ONLY got a small loan of a million $$$.
"We are going to build a wall" shouted Donald Trump
"No." Shouted everyone who isn't racist and got educated.
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Donald Trump

When an entire nation makes a mistake. A giant, stupid, inhuman mistake and will pay for that mistake for years to come. Also known as Brexit.
by IamGr00t November 9, 2016
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Donald Trump

When you're doing a girl from behind, you cum in her hair and then arrange her hair into a Donald-esque comb-over, then when she turns around in approval, you smack her and yell, "you're fired!" If you can do the snake hand, arm motion that the Donald does on The Apprentice, it's a bit more effective.
There was this one time, me and my girl were doing it and I accidentally came in her hair, then tried to get it out. But it just ended up looking like Donald Trump's comb-over. It was pretty fuckin funny.
by Alley Stonestreet December 13, 2008
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Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.
"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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Donald Trumpkin

When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.
Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.

or

Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?
by MikeJones1212 June 25, 2009
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