dave waterstreet

To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.
Dave Waterstreet went to the woods to see what he could find, he found peppa pig and blasted her
by Monkeyman123960412 February 01, 2018
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Stripey Dave

A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.
New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?

Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...
by AnonSD November 09, 2010
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Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
by A regular Dave March 16, 2022
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BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.
by I AM DR GUCE November 20, 2017
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Big Dave

A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday
“That big dave guy really loves stardawg
by BrownCornCrasher December 03, 2024
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Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can
Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one
by Dave’s youngest Victim December 02, 2017
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