Donkey Kong 

To do your girl from the missionary position to the point of climax, then start pounding HER chest with your fists while making monkey noises.

Marcus: My old lady just came back from the hospital with tape around her ribs.

Sam: No shit, what happened?

Marcus: I Donkey Konged her.

Donkey Kong by Sam Horrey June 24, 2008

Donkey Pants 

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

Donkey Pants by cliffjw September 11, 2006

donkey dick

those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.

check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.

donkey dick by NateHam September 24, 2005

donkey bags 

The best water transportation design ever

Shit, check out them donkey bags.

donkey bags by Rob230498234 March 26, 2008

donkey monkey stretch 

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

donkey monkey stretch by Wezwez January 15, 2014

Donkey Kong 

A variation to the well known Donkey Punch. Where as Donkey Punch refers to when you are having doggy style vaginal sex. Donkey Kong refers to when you are having anal sex and you are about to "go" and you hit your unknowing mate in the back of the head so that they punch up their butt cheeks to make "your" orgasm that much better and stronger.

Last week I was tappin' that ass from behind, I thought I might try to Donkey Kong that whore in the back of head right before I was gonna cum. OMG!!!! She punched up her ass cheeks on my Johnson and I came SOOOOOOO HARD!!! My advise to you, dont try and Donkey Kong her in front of the mirror, she will see it comming.

Donkey Kong by rhbandit August 8, 2009

Donkey Dick

What peta and kyle like to tell each other they have when their gargling each other's balls.

Kyle: You want me to gargle your sac? Then say I have a donkey dick.
Peta:Oh yeah. I'm a fag and you havea big ass donkey dick!

Donkey Dick by Peta's Mother(A.K.A. Minny at the Topless and Ove March 17, 2003