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Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
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6 o'clock

6 o'clock - n. An erection. Coined from the hands on the clock. The big hand (penis)is up at the "12" position and the little hand (testes)is hanging down at "6".
That shorty put me at 6 o'clock!
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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clocked

Recorded, Timed. Usually referring to the speed/time of a motor vehicle.
"The cop clocked me at 230km/h in my new skyline."
by Diego September 9, 2003
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chocka-nai

Adj:Word used to substitute for THE bad word, as invented by a middle school teacher to express frustration, joy, excitement, troubled times, etc. It truly can be used as a universal slang-cuss word replacement.
1. Student punches another in the face: Chocka-Nai, go to the office.
2. Teacher gets his contract re-signed: CHOCKA-NAI!!!!!!!
by Mr. DMo May 13, 2008
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clockshed

WOW is pure clockshed.

English 2 with Mr. Putzalot was a clockshed class, we always would chat about random stuff.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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Chockito

A Mexican slave name for a friend who does things for you
Chockito - come carry my shopping
by Dub-lin November 28, 2010
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Clockular

(adj) To rotate in a clockwise fashion.
He circled around her clockular like a tiger circling its prey.
by Helen Lomax November 30, 2010
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