by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022
Get the Carrie Cookmug. If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.
by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023
Get the Hailey Cookmug. n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.
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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
Get the Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eaterymug. by 6lock August 17, 2023
Get the let him cookmug. When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.
by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024
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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Add 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine To Birthday Cake Frosting Like You Would Add Paprika To A Dish Before Cooking<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.
Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013
Get the Keldon Cookmug.